Escape From the Planet of the Apes Movie Review

The third movie in the Planet of the Apes series, and the only one made with sequels actually in mind, Escape takes the apes out of the familiar dystopian future and into (blog post) our own past. Well, at the time (blog post) of the film's release it was still the future, but how has time treated this well recieved classic in science fiction?Sou

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Black Dawn Movie Review

Week seven of the Summer of Steven Seagal brings us to his 2005 offering, Black Dawn. In this basic action movie where Seagal must stop terrorists who of course have no problem securing a nuclear device, and rogue agents whom want them to have the nuke for some strange reason... Seagal's presence is somewhat (blog post) famous in this film due to

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Hello! Yo! My name is Lazaro. I have a funny story to tell about my bio. I once ran a marathon, not realizing I forgot to use deodorant. Everything was going well until I reached mile 20, when the stench swept over me like a tsunami. The other runners gave me disgusting looks and tried their best to stay away from me. Despite being "that smelly gir

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Decker Shado Skinned Deep (2004) movie review

A homage to classic grindhouse horror cinema from 2004, Skinned Deep doesn't shy away from its inspiration at all in its aesthetic. Presented in a 4 by 3 aspect ratio, with heavy film grain and overdubbed dialogue, you don't even need the story of a middle-of-nowhere family of movie review maniacs to make this one feel unnerving. Oh, but it'

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